Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The Edifice Is Crumbling ...


I'm afraid the Samson of Sickness is about to make my temple fall down; with two patients I don't have time for anything, let alone everything.
So I shall away for a few days, leaving you with some stills from Samson and Delilah.
Victor Mature was ideally cast as the macho-arrogant-violent-sexist-dumb-but-not-an-idiot Samson, and Hedy Lamarr possibly the perfect Delilah.

But I'll also leave you with the quiz that's all the rage in these here parts.
Which one of the following statements about me is not true?
(i.e. one of them is a lie)
There is a prize of a hand-made bookmark for all correct answers!
I must be getting delirious myself.

1. My best friend's name is Adora Dick and she has a brother called Ivor.
2. I was Captain of Rowing at a boys' public school.
3. I believe all sea-food except fish is the spawn of the devil.
4. I have streaked on Bristol Downs.
5. I have a tattoo of a tiger.
6. I used to be the singer with a jazz/blues band.
7. I ran away from home as a girl and thought the safest place to go was Inverness.
8. My mother has appeared at The London Palladium in sparkly costumes.
9. Parts of me are made of metal.
10. I was in a film with Mikhail Baryshnikov.

Good luck, and hopefully I'll be back soon...



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