Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Where is Brad Pitt right now?

Because between 20.17hrs and 21.00hrs I reckon he was in Glasgow Central Station.

My covert surveillance operation lasted the whole time. I observed him walk into the station, eventually sit down (photographic opportunity) and finally walk back out of the station.
He had headphones on, was using an i-phone (I tried to observe the screen but failing eyesight means I only ascertained the kind of screen he was looking at) and scrupulously avoided all eye-contact with anyone else in the station. He didn't even stare at the bonkers man with the burnt face like the rest of us did.

Basically, the man pictured below was acting weird. My suspicions were alerted the second I saw him (initially standing just outside the station) because of the fact he looked exactly like Brad Pitt. Further, continuous observation revealed strange behaviour (no interest in the trains - he never looked at the departures board once - why?), the very expensive looking boots and that ring on the right hand. Why a wedding band on the right hand?

Anyway, I hope Hello or OK get in touch and offer me a Bridport Prize Moneys-worth at least.

The evidence. Not too shaky, eh?

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