Maximus IPYPIASM!

For those of you that may be new to this, there's a full rundown of just what IPYPIASM is, and perhaps more importantly, why it is, here: http://variouscushions.blogspot.com/2009/12/international-put-your-poem-in-shop_14.html

Meanwhile, I have computer problems at the moment so I'm afraid I can't crop the pictures for a better view.




Gladiator

Twenty is plenty.
Eighteen? Eighteen?
I am Johanimus Rubimus McKayius,
Commander of the Housewives of the North,
General of the Decorating Legions,
Loyal servant to the true emperor, Conspicuous Consumption.
Mother to an acquisitive son,
Wife of a sockandpantless husband
And I will have my shopping
In this place or the next.
Hell.

At my signal
Unleash Visa.